Isn't it purty!!!  I know it.  I was a birthday gift from my father in law :)  Of course I put it on right away, and haven't taken it off.  So sweet of my children to notice...

Finn:  Mom, I am really glad you got that necklace.

Me: I know!  Me too! It so beautiful huh!

Finn:  Yeah, I am just really glad you have it, ya know, in case of emergencies.

Me: ?  I dont see how its going to help out in an emergency...

Finn: Ya know, if you fall...and you cant get up...you can push that button...and someone will come and help you.

*****crickets*****

Reid:  He thinks it a life alert, Mom.

Me:  Yeah, I got it thanks.


Fuck, kid.  I may do an inordinate amount of falling, but I can typically, get myself back up.  Thanks for your concern, dude.

It has been SOOOO long since I posted.  My family is still quite entertaining (see, infuriating), but I've just been putting their shit on FB.  Which is WAY easier, but doesn't give me the permanent record.  So, I am back. Cause these dudes need to be able to look at this when they're grown, cause Kristina said it will make them think I am cool...or, quite possibly THE WORST MOM EVER.  Lucky for you guys, I don't give a fuuuuuuck.  I also apparent set up a FB page for this shit, some time ago, so I might get that crap going.  Now, speaking of poop...

Finn:  hey guys, guess what?!  Wast night, my poop made an "e"!

Reid:  an upper case "E"?

Finn: no!  A wower case "e"!  Duh.

Reid: oh, sorry, I am F wording tired.

Finn: yeah, my F wording neck hurts.

Reid: F word.