Finn in the car: Here mom heres a heart for you, I made wif my hands!!
Me: Thank you Finn! Thats so sweet!!
Finn: I will give you all the hearts, of all the dead things I find, ever.

*crickets*


Me: Um, Finn, I appreciate the sentiment, but I dont really want the hearts of a bunch of dead things.
Finn: Haha! No, no ,no Mom! *shakes head* Silly Mom!
Me: Oh, so you didnt mean...
Finn: Not to put inside you. (wait for it)....its for your collection.

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!! This child is terrifying. Happy October ya'll!!!

If you like my "writing*" you can check out my new cooking-ish blog-ish. Healthy Shit.

*rambling and cussing.