All I am sayin' is that if you don't have kids, and your planning on having some, you better get over ALL you insecurities reeeeeal quick like. Cause those little fuckers, speak the truth, and you cant take it personally. Or you will have a fucking mental break down.



Finn: Hey Mom, Reid has a boney butt, and you have a bloody butt.

Me: Bloody? There blood? On my butt?

Finn: No, its bloody, cause its fat, its full of blood.

Me: ???

Finn: What? Your butts fat. *shrugs*

Me:?

Finn: What? You have a fat. butt.

Me: *head tilt* ???

Finn: What??? Why are you looking at me like that? I am just saying, you have a fat butt. Its fat. your butt. Its pretty fat.