"Mom? Mom! Mom?"
"I'll be right there"
30 sec. later...
"Mom? Mom! Mom?"
"I'll BE RIGHT THERE."
30 sec later...
"Mom? Mom! Mom!!!"
"I WILL BE RIGHT FUCKING THERE! WHAT PART OF "RIGHT FUCKING THERE" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND! RIGHT. THERE."
"Mom? Mom! Mom?"
Sound of me blowing my brains out.
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In other news, Reid wanted to know what the "worst word ever" was. I told him there was no way in fucking hell I was telling him that.
2 days later I accidentally dropped the "C" bomb in the car, ya know "cocksucker"....
I know. I've already booked my room in Hell,
anyway, he says "That was it huh Mom? The worst word ever."
Daddy/daughter dates...
11 years ago
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