Finns advice for the day: "Don't stab your self in the nuts."

The King of Nonsequtiers

Finn: Mom!! I need the symbol, to put on my shirt, so I can be Symbol Man!!

Me: What symbol?

Finn: The purple and yellow one!

Me:What purple and yellow one?

Finn: The purple and yellow on that was in the green and gray thing!!

Me: I literally, have no idea what your talking about.

Finn: Yes you do. Why do you say you don't when I know you do?

Me: I really don't Finn. No clue, none at all.

Finn: Just...forget it Mom. Ill figure it out my self. God.

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Me: Finn, what dress should I wear tomorrow to your party?

Finn: The one with the polka dots.

Me: The white one? With the red polka dots?

Finn: No. The red one, with the white polka dots.

Me: Remember? I can't find that one.

Finn: Remember? You have two?

Me: Remember? The other one has a hole.

Finn: ....... Chicken Little.

FIN