Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

This is some wisdom from Miah, he's no Finn or Reid, but he cracks my shit up on a regular basis. It's what keeps our marriage going strong...that and his rockin body...and alcohol.



At the Legoland water park, floating down the lazy river:




Miah: What's with all the "rules" at this water park? You have to sit a certain way in the tubes? There weren't rules like this at the water parks I went to as a kid.

Me: I am sure there are now. If they're in CA. You might be able to go to West Virgina, or Kentucky for some lawless water park fun.

Miah: Can you fuck your sister there?

Me: Yeah, I don't see why...wait, at the water park?

Miah: Yeah.

Me:  I mean, sure, I guess, maybe it depends on the county?

Miah: But no brother on brother?

Me: Of course not! Not in the Bible Belt! Sheese.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Wipe my ass

Finn: Can I help you with your Star Wars Legos?

 Reid: If you wipe my butt every time I have diarrhea for the rest of my life?

Finn: hummmmmm, okay! I am in, wets do it.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Finn: Are we high up?

Miah: No, we're at sea level, we're pretty low. You could say, we're in "limbo".

Finn: What's a limo?

Miah: A long shiny black car.

Finn: So we're in a long shiny black car?

 Miah: yep.