Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

All I am sayin' is that if you don't have kids, and your planning on having some, you better get over ALL you insecurities reeeeeal quick like. Cause those little fuckers, speak the truth, and you cant take it personally. Or you will have a fucking mental break down.

Finn: Hey Mom, Reid has a boney butt, and you have a bloody butt.

Me: Bloody? There blood? On my butt?

Finn: No, its bloody, cause its fat, its full of blood.

Me: ???

Finn: What? Your butts fat. *shrugs*


Finn: What? You have a fat. butt.

Me: *head tilt* ???

Finn: What??? Why are you looking at me like that? I am just saying, you have a fat butt. Its fat. your butt. Its pretty fat.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

On the election...

Reid: I have always thought that name was cool. "Baracko". Don't you think.

Me: Baracko?

Reid: Yeah, Baracko Bama. I like his first name.

Me: Yeah, I guess its pretty sweet.

Reid: What do all the numbers mean? Like " hes up blah blah percent"?

Me: They ask a bunch of people who they're going to vote for, and then they put the percentages on TV, last time I saw it was about 50, 50. Half for Romney, Half for Obama...