Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Nazis and creative killing (totally unrelated)

Finn: Hey Mom, I was looking in the Nazi part of the car, and..

Me: The what now? The what part of the car?

Finn: The NAZI part Mom. God. You know that Nazi part, where all the stuff I cant touch is. NAZI.

Me: What the hell are you talking about?

Finn: The Nazi part. There is your seat, and Dads seat, and then in the middle there is that spot...

Me: The NOT SEAT part?

Finn: yeah Mom, geeze what did you THINK I was saying!?!

Bedtime. Snuggled up with Finny

Finn: Mom, I don't want you to die. I don't EVER want you to die.

Me: Oh finny, don't worry, I am not going to die!

Finn: But Mom, when I am a grown up, and your old, I don't want you to die! I ll be so sad when you die. If I need you, you wont be there cause you'll be died.

Me: Finn. I am going to be around for a long time, go to sleep, Ill be here in the morning, I promise.

Finn: But...*looking down, sad eyes* what if you get killed by a stone skeleton?

Me: I don't even know what that is. Don't worry about it.

Finn: *lips curling up, slow grin* What if you get died by an invisible monster with a crossbow?

Me: I am not gong to get died by a monster with an invisible cross bow...

Finn: No! HES invisible, not his crossbow *happy eyebrows, full face smile*

Me: Now I am pretty sure your trying to kill me off...

Finn: No Mom, I am really worried!! What if, a Mombie hunts you down and you get run over by a car *bouncing up and down, clapping hands*.

Me: Ooookay, Goodnight!

Finn: OH! Tractors!!! Out of an airplaine!!!

Friday, September 9, 2011

dont be selfish bitches

I am really, really tired, and a little bit drunk, but I wanna post this before I forget, or pass out or vomit or something so here goes:

- Reid thinks bitches who dye their perfectly good brown hair blond are selfish (good luck with him ladies of the world)

- Finn thinks we should be "space family" for Halloween, with your truly as, you guessed it Uranus. It really dosent matter what planets the rest of the family will go as, he was very clear that Mom will be Uranus.

- Reid is pretty sure, that if he could grow out an afro, it would miraculously cure him of nose picking.

Thank you and good night.