Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Father Son bonding

Reid: Dad?

Miah: *turns down the radio*
Yeah Bud?

Reid: what does "serpentine" mean?

Miah: snake like.

Reid: okay...can you turn it back up?

You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna DIIIIIEEEE!

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Farts. The best conversation EVER.

Reid: EEEEEEWWWWW! Gross Finn! Your fart smells like rotten eggs!

Me: all farts smell bad Reid.

Finn: yeah. Except for Jesus's farts.

Me: Jesus's farts don't smell bad?

Finn: No. Well, YOU know.


Finn: ALL angels farts smell good.

Me: They do?

Finn: Yeah, of course. Like the tooth fairies farts.

Me: What do the tooth fairies farts smell like?

Finn: Chocolate chip cookies.

Me: They DO?!

Finn: Well, every night I lose a tooth, I hear a 'buuuurrttt', and then I smell chocolate chip cookies. So...

Reid: Wow. Great imagination Finn.

Finn: Oh, it's NOT imagination. You'll see.

Saturday, April 20, 2013


Finn: Are Starbucks and Target on the same team, like is that why there is a Starbucks in Target?

Me: It's beneficial to both of them. Someone might come in for coffee, and realize they need laundry detergent. Or some one might do their Target shopping, and then want a coffee.

Reid: Kind of like at Albertsons? Like someone might go grocery shopping at Albertsons, and then see the Starbucks and get a coffee, or someone might go to Starbucks for a coffee and remember they need a loaf of bread from Albertsons.

Me: Yeah, kind of the same thing. A little different cause the Starbucks is inside the Target. But, yeah, pretty much.

Finn: Oh, okay, so kind of like a lobster, who lost his shell, and that was the first Starbucks, but then he found another shell, which is the other Starbucks.

Me: ...??????

Thursday, April 18, 2013


Finn: Hey Mom, what makes the "ch" sound?

Me: Like in what word?

Finn: Like in "chree".

Me: "Chree"? You mean "tree"?

Finn: Yeah, that's what I said, "chree"

Me: It's "TRee" Finn. Like "Tah-Rrr ee".

Finn: Tree? TREE?! WHAT are you even TALKING about?! That isn't even a WORD. Tree.

Me: That is the word Finn, Tree

Finn: Right, chree.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

(Yelling across the house)

Finn: Mooooooom! What makes the "ol" sound?!

Me: you tell me!

Finn: ..."L"? Just "L" by itself??!

Me: That depends. Tell me what word it's in!

Finn: "Asshole!"

Me: what are you doing in there?!

Finn: making a mii guy! His name is asshole!

Monday, April 8, 2013

Look at this

Finn: Mom!!! Get in here you gotta see this!!

Me: what is it?

Finn: just come look!!

Me: what IS it??

Reid: Holy SHOOT mom!! You better come look at this!!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Isn't it purty!!!  I know it.  I was a birthday gift from my father in law :)  Of course I put it on right away, and haven't taken it off.  So sweet of my children to notice...

Finn:  Mom, I am really glad you got that necklace.

Me: I know!  Me too! It so beautiful huh!

Finn:  Yeah, I am just really glad you have it, ya know, in case of emergencies.

Me: ?  I dont see how its going to help out in an emergency...

Finn: Ya know, if you fall...and you cant get can push that button...and someone will come and help you.


Reid:  He thinks it a life alert, Mom.

Me:  Yeah, I got it thanks.

Fuck, kid.  I may do an inordinate amount of falling, but I can typically, get myself back up.  Thanks for your concern, dude.