Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Farts. The best conversation EVER.

Reid: EEEEEEWWWWW! Gross Finn! Your fart smells like rotten eggs!

Me: all farts smell bad Reid.

Finn: yeah. Except for Jesus's farts.

Me: Jesus's farts don't smell bad?

Finn: No. Well, YOU know.


Finn: ALL angels farts smell good.

Me: They do?

Finn: Yeah, of course. Like the tooth fairies farts.

Me: What do the tooth fairies farts smell like?

Finn: Chocolate chip cookies.

Me: They DO?!

Finn: Well, every night I lose a tooth, I hear a 'buuuurrttt', and then I smell chocolate chip cookies. So...

Reid: Wow. Great imagination Finn.

Finn: Oh, it's NOT imagination. You'll see.