This is some wisdom from Miah, he's no Finn or Reid, but he cracks my shit up on a regular basis. It's what keeps our marriage going strong...that and his rockin body...and alcohol.
At the Legoland water park, floating down the lazy river:
Miah: What's with all the "rules" at this water park? You have to sit a certain way in the tubes? There weren't rules like this at the water parks I went to as a kid.
Me: I am sure there are now. If they're in CA. You might be able to go to West Virgina, or Kentucky for some lawless water park fun.
Miah: Can you fuck your sister there?
Me: Yeah, I don't see why...wait, at the water park?
Me: I mean, sure, I guess, maybe it depends on the county?
Miah: But no brother on brother?
Me: Of course not! Not in the Bible Belt! Sheese.
5 years ago