Good, clean, jokes about car pooling

Reid and Finn are in the hot tub, wrestling. Finn starts crying.

Reid: Finn! Whats wrong? Finn? Finn!

Finn: Whaaaa, whaaaaa, whaaaaa.

Reid: Finn! Come on! Lets fight! You are ruining my whole day!

Ok, so that wasent even close to the funniest thing that happened to me today, my kids couldnt be this funny on their best day.


I was at Albertsons this morning, just as I am getting out of my car, a 'mom', a 'mom' that I can tell hates me approaches. Oh shit. I am going to get an earful about either my driving, music with explicit lyrics, yelling along to my music with explicit lyrics...my 5 years old singing right along with me.

"Brass Monkey! That funky monkey! I 've got the bottle, you've got the cup, come on everybody lets get..." God! Reid and I just LOVE that song!!! But I digress...

Lady: I just LOVE your sticker!!!

Me: Um...you do?

Lady: Oh YES! Its just so true! I mean really, if I am not giving you a ride, some one elses mom is. Ha ha ha! So clever.

Me: Uh, thanks.

Come on Reid, LETS GO! (before she figures out what it really means)








should make for some interesting conversation over dinner with her hubby.