Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Rampant Preschool Eye Rape.

First real day of summer in the McCord House:

Reid: Mom! Finn called me a Bitch!
Me: Finn, that is a grownup word, you are not allowed to say grownup words. If you do that again, do you know what Ill have to do?
Finn: What?
Me: Ill wash your mouth out with soap.
Finn (wide eyed), *gasp!* But...will it be wee, wee queen (really, really clean)

Followed by constant sibling, on sibling violence. Which, after almost completely loosing my fucking mind, I learned how to keep that shit in check by enforcing manual labor, and keeping my emotions indifferent. No fight, and clean rooms. Win, win...for me anyway, F them.

And then we had to take Finn to the doc for a lingering cough, which turned out to be nothing, but he did have to explain to Doc, the double black eyes hes been sporting, due to, apparently, rampant preschool eye rape.


All in all a pretty bad ass start to summer, especially when Daddy came home, and after hearing the "bitch" story says: "Well Reid were you being a bitch?"


  1. Wait... wait. When did the McCords get a blog? This shit is awesome. Way better than working. God damn eye rape was the worst part of elementary school.

  2. Right? That shit never gets reported either. You can click the follow button, so as you'll never be left out of the fun again. :)