Me: whats going on here?
Finn: We're in our bunk beds.
Reid: Oh!! I forgot to pray!
(what in the shit?)
Reid: wanna see how I pray?
Me: Hell yes I do!
Me: Thats praying? What are you praying to?
Reid: ya know, to Budda.
Me: I think you mean meditate? Maybe?
Finn: Yeah!! Mesidate! That what I SAID!
Me: So, thats meditating?
Finn: yep. (slaps my leg) this. (slaps my leg) is mesidateing (slaps my leg again).
Me: Dude, why (slaps me again) are you (slaps me again)
HEY, why are you (slap) HEY!!! What the hell?!? (slap)
Finn: I am using my senses, my eyes are (slapity slap) closed, but I know (slap) that your there (double slap)
ME: yeah, that cause (slap)
HEY!! The next time you slap me, I am gonna slap you back.
Finn: Okay Mom.
Me: And also your doing it totally wrong. Your suppose to sit relax, and breath deeply.
Better. "A" for wide open mouth breathing effort.
Dont fucking slap me again.
5 years ago