Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

America. Fuck yeah.

Finn is bounding through the Target parking lot, in his Bwack Sider Man costume, swinging his lasso with wild abandon.

Finn: Mom. I been finking about it, and what I really wanna do, is I wanna kill a bird.

Me: Finn, I, I just, what is wrong with you? Why would you want to kill a bird?

Finn: No, no, no, no, no, Mom. Not just a bird, an eagle. (evils grin, stares dreamily off in the distance)

Me: An eagle. Finn. Really? I am seriously disturbed. Eagles are awesome. They are beautiful, majestic birds. Not to mention I am pretty sure they are on the endangered species list, I mean protected, at the very least. We're probably talking about some serious fines, possible prison time. I want to be the kind of Mom that supports your passions, even if your passion is murdering symbols of American freedom, but can you at least give me a reason why?

Finn: Be-CAUSE-AH, they eat-AH, all your food-AH, ought the beach-AH!

Me: Oh.... Yeah. Well, yeah. I can totally get on board with the seagull killing, they suck, you just say the word kid, we'll go kill our selves some seagulls.

I am an old pro after all, in case you have forgotten.

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