So, I had written that this blog was inspired by a "quote book". My Father in Law, Dale, has a little note pad he keeps in the kitchen to write down all the funny, and inappropriate shit that is said at family gatherings, to read and crack up at at the next family gathering. I tried to start my own, but kept loosing it, or could NEVER find a FUCKING pen, I mean holy shit, with the pens, but I digress, thus my decision to start a blog. Anywho, Here are a few of the gems from to small collection of my quote book....
Reid was, I think 3 at the time of all these ones:
"Good Morning Mommy!!! I had 2 boogers. One was long and skinny. The other was BIG and GREEN. Its on your door, if you wanna check it out"
The best thing about this, is how totally nonchalantly he informs me that the boogers, have come to rest on my BEDROOM DOOR. I wish you could have heard it, never found those boogers, scary.
Reid: "I hope you have a good night a sweet dreams Mommy."
Me: "Thank you baby. I hope you do too."
Reid: "Dream abooooout an orange robot."
Reid: "and NO people...none, at all....no people"
Reid REALLY wanted to play with his cronies, but it was bath time, it was one of those long-as-mother-fucking days, Miah was exhausted, giving him a bath, just trying to keep the peace, I think he would have agreed to anything at this point, so the request could have been worse...
Miah:"Maybe tomorrow, if your a really good boy, you can play with Anna and Jordan."
Reid: "Aaaaaand maybe, you can watch Peter Pan, while I take a dump."
Miah:"Sure, sounds good."
Iam putting beers in the fridge, and Finn is carring on, whining and crying, cause he wants one...
Reid: "MOM! Just give him a beer, god!"
Finn has always liked beer, caught him pillaging the recycle bin one day polishing off empties from a week ago. Shit, not looking forward to the High School years with this one, on the other hand we will have a BLAST once hes over 21!
Theres a few more good ones, but Ill save em for a boring day.
5 years ago