I don't want to brag or anything, but I KICK ASS at answering 3 year olds questions. I mean, I am really something incredible. I have a feeling these answers at this super developmenticaly time in their life, will really make a difference of like, what college they drop out of and shit. Don't believe me? See for yourself!!
Q: Mama, whats that for?
A: WHAT?!?! That tree? That sign? That car?
Q: NO! THAT!
A: The line? In the sidewalk?
A: What is it for?
Q: Yea! What is it FOR?
A: Uh, its not for anything. Its just a line separating one piece of sidewalk for the other, it has no purpose, it does nothing, but collect shit.
Q: Mama, where does the cold air come from?
A: What cold air?
Q: The cold air from the air con-dish-ner, in the car!
A: Do I look like a fucking mechanic to you?
Question # 3
Q: Mama, can I have a yellow one?
A: A yellow what?
Q: A yellow ONE!
A: A yellow ONE of WHAT?
Q: A yellow one of everything!?
See. I told you. If your dumbass 3 year old has a question that your too stupid to answer, send it my way! I'd be more than happy to hook a bitch up.
5 years ago