Inspired by my Father in laws "quote book", it will only be the funniest, and most though provoking of statements, I am gonna try not to do too much mushy shit, its just for laughs after all.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Hes not sure if he wants to fight the dark side, or shit on it.

In the car yesterday morning:

Finn: If I see a billain (villain) I will rip out his tongue, and eat it, den I will grab out his heart and eat it, den I will kick him in the wiener.

and his most recent poo rant:

If you listen really carefully, you can hear Darth Vader breathing, and light saber noises, not sure which orifice they are coming from...

1 comment:

  1. F the Vader breathing... it's all about how he is somehow singing a non vocal soundtrack. At least its Star Wars.